ok, so i haven't really said much about it....but i think all the singers we like have gone cuckoo.
Evidence #1: John Mayer & Jessica Simpson - set aside the fact that i adore this man...i cannot believe he is in a "serious" relationship with her. i mean, she's either thought-provoking or really good in the sack. whenever i see pictures of them together, it just doesn't look right. they're not all lovey or even cute...they are just there, looking semi-miserable.
Evidence #2: Adam Levine & Brad Pitt - so i'm listening to the radio today and in the entertainment news i hear that adam told advocate magazine that he'd like to have sex with brad pitt...adam who is uber man-whore i'd say. it's so weird...he also said that there's a part of every guy who'd like to be with brad...i think that's women adam!!
Evidence #3: Howie Day & Britney Spears - ok, so this one is a little bizarro. apparently they met in the rehab place "Promises." howie was in for a)locking a female fan in a bathroom and destroying her friend's cell phone after the girl turned down his sexual advances and b)for going on a verbal bashing of a flight crew while under alcohol and prescription meds. ok, so he's in rehab...probably a good thing. then comes britney...all messed up. they befriend each other, play tennis together...now they are going out to dinner and clubs and he's spending the night at her house. WHAT?!?
is the world coming to an end? i know there are more important things in life (global warming, world famine, genocide, war...) BUT things that should remain somewhat normal are really not normal. i'm just waiting for lindsay lohan to steal my boyfriend. =)
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so, the adam levine bit doesn't upset me as much as mayer and howie. guys really do like dumb blondes?? alright, who knows for sure if they are really "dumb", but GAH!
I find this entry to be hilarious. When I heard each bit on the news I was thinking to myself, "What would Kressler say?"
Now we know. =)
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/jessica_simpson_gets_dumped.php#comment
Update: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are no longer an item.
haha...thank you to our special correspondent Tara!! =)
i was pretty pleased with the news...not so pleased to hear that howie needed to return to rehab though!
plus, have you seen john's hair lately..? i liked it short, it was ok once grown out long...but he cut it in a weird way...it reminds me of a bad elvis inpersonation. =T
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